Apparently, a person who does nothing but collect my spare change makes about $78 annually. This latest statistic is from Duncan's Pig, where Duncan collected about $75 dollars in spare change the previous year. Duncan has now accumulated $205 in his sock drawer (which does not quite rival the $350 in my underwear drawer), not counting whatever is in the strong box from y'all giving him larger monetary gifts simply for being born. Hello? I did all the hard work, folks. Anyway, it's time for Duncan to take a field trip to the bank because the Bank of Sock Drawer does not pay interest.
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