1. It feels like it will never end.
2. There is an overwhelming amount of stimuli.
3. You will abandon all modesty upon walking through the door.
4. Children. Are. Crying.
5. For the right fee, food and entertainment are provided.
6. The birthday boy undoubtably wets himself with the excitement.
7. The birthday boy is so overstimulated that he cannot feed himself.
8. Mama counts down the hours until she can have a cocktail.
9. It feels great when it is finally over.
10. It is an experience that must be experienced to be believed.
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How Erma Bombeck!
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